More Workplace Jokes
- I filled out my expense report honestly for once. Accounting called to ask if I was feeling okay.
- The company rebrand cost six figures and resulted in a slightly different shade of blue. Morale remains the same shade as before.
- I asked my coworker to stop 'reply all' on company-wide emails. He replied all to say he'd think about it.
- My boss said we're a family here. Families don't usually charge each other for parking, but here we are.
- I asked my manager if I could leave fifteen minutes early. He said sure, then scheduled a call at that exact time.
- The office moved to an open floor plan. I've learned more about my coworkers' personal lives than I ever wanted to.