More Family Jokes
- The cat has claimed the one sunny spot in the house as sovereign territory, and the family has accepted this without protest.
- The kids' bedtime routine somehow requires four separate trips downstairs for things that could have been mentioned once.
- The kids' answer to 'who did this' has never once, in recorded history, been a direct confession.
- The kids' argument over who gets the front seat has developed its own complex rotation system, unofficial but strictly enforced.
- The kids' idea of a fair coin flip involves best of seven, then best of eleven, until someone finally wins.
- The kids' 'I did my homework already' claim historically requires immediate, thorough, and skeptical verification.