More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's a specific way my wife raises one eyebrow that ends an argument faster than any actual words could.
- My wife's patience for my habit of narrating what I'm doing while doing it has, fairly, worn thin over the years.
- There's an unresolved household debate over the correct volume level for the TV that neither of us will concede.
- My wife's opinion of my ability to estimate how long a task will take has been, consistently, entirely correct.
- There's a specific way my wife folds laundry that's objectively more efficient, and I've simply learned to accept it.
- My wife's rule about shoes in the house gets enforced selectively, mostly whenever guests are coming over.