More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's opinion on my 'organizational system' remains, after many years, consistently and firmly unconvinced.
- There's a specific eyebrow raise my wife does at parties that means we're leaving in exactly ten minutes, no negotiation.
- My wife's version of 'I don't care where we eat' always has a correct answer that only she knows in advance.
- There's an unwritten rule that whoever falls asleep first during a movie loses all rights to comment on the ending.
- My wife's opinion of my snoring has been escalating steadily, and I've started sleeping with one eye metaphorically open.
- My wife can tell I'm about to make a bad decision purely from my posture, before I've even said a word.