More Adult Humor Jokes
- The couples counseling workbook has been sitting unopened on the nightstand for exactly as long as we've needed it.
- There's a specific tone of 'no, it's fine' from my wife that means it is, categorically, not fine.
- My wife's memory for old arguments is encyclopedic in a way that consistently, deeply unsettles me.
- My wife has a very specific look that means the conversation is over, regardless of what I still have to say about it.
- There's a running tally in our marriage of who did the dishes last, and neither of us trusts the other's count.
- My wife's tolerance for my exaggerated stories at dinner parties has visibly, measurably decreased over the years.