More Adult Humor Jokes
- There's an unspoken rule in our house that whoever finds the missing sock first gets to be smug about it for the rest of the day.
- Date night with my wife these days mostly involves deciding which show to fall asleep to first.
- My wife's version of 'let's not make a big deal out of this' has, historically, always meant the opposite.
- Twelve years of marriage and we've perfected the art of arguing about something completely unrelated to what actually upset us.
- The in-laws' visit is scheduled for a whole week this year. I've already started rationing my patience like it's wartime supplies.
- There's a specific tone my wife uses that means I've done something wrong, even if I don't yet know what it is.