More Workplace Jokes
- I asked my boss for a raise using data and evidence. He responded with a stress ball and a firm handshake.
- I asked for feedback on the new logo design. Someone said it 'reads well at scale,' which I've decided is a compliment.
- My office plant died from neglect within a week. I've named it a cautionary tale rather than throw it out.
- My office switched to standing desks. Now I'm just as unproductive, but taller about it.
- The office asked everyone to bring a dish for the potluck. I brought napkins and called it a contribution.
- I asked to be added to the leadership training program. They said I'd need to first demonstrate leadership, which felt circular.