More Seasonal Jokes
- The neighborhood's Labor Day potluck has an unofficial rule that the same three people bring the same three dishes, forever.
- The kids' spring soccer season involved more snack negotiations than actual goals scored, by a wide margin.
- The family's Thanksgiving football tradition has less to do with actual football and more with a competitive nap schedule.
- The family's holiday cookie exchange has evolved into a legitimate baking competition with unspoken but very real stakes.
- The kids' summer bucket list included 'learn to juggle' and 'become a professional gamer,' with no plan for either.
- The family's Halloween route planning has become a genuinely strategic exercise involving candy-per-house ratios.