More Seasonal Jokes
- I bought a compost bin with good intentions. It's currently just a slightly more official trash can.
- The family's autumn apple orchard trip always ends with more apples than anyone has a real plan for using.
- The family's Christmas morning gift-opening order has strict, unofficial rules established over years of sibling negotiation.
- The neighborhood's Halloween house-decorating budget has quietly escalated into a genuine arms race over the years.
- The family's spring break packing list somehow forgot sunscreen, a mistake documented in every subsequent family photo.
- The family's Memorial Day cookout always includes exactly one dish nobody can quite identify, brought by the same relative.