More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Halloween candy count this year set a new household record, immediately followed by a new sugar-crash record.
- The family's Thanksgiving parade viewing tradition has quietly shifted from watching live to watching a recording later.
- The family's spring break vacation photos are ninety percent sunsets and ten percent everyone looking exhausted.
- The family's New Year's Day tradition of writing goals on index cards has produced a decade's worth of unread cards.
- The family's winter break sledding hill trip requires a specific hot cocoa thermos that's become genuinely non-negotiable.
- The neighborhood's Easter egg hunt this year included one egg with a twenty-dollar bill, and the search intensity tripled.