More One Liner Jokes
- The garden shed's door has warped just enough that it requires a specific shoulder bump to fully close.
- There's a specific way the car door needs slamming to fully latch, a technique everyone in the family knows but nobody's discussed.
- There's a specific hum from the water softener that everyone's learned to tune out except visiting relatives.
- There's a permanent low spot in the yard that turns into a small, reliable pond after any real rainfall.
- There's a specific icon on my phone I've never once tapped, and I still don't know what it actually does.
- There's a specific squeak in the bathroom fan that only starts after exactly ten minutes of running, like clockwork.