More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's homemade Valentine's cards this year featured more glitter than actual sentiment, structurally speaking.
- The neighborhood's Fourth of July block party has an unofficial hierarchy based entirely on who owns the biggest grill.
- The family's Halloween pumpkin carving competition has a judging panel of exactly one very biased grandmother.
- The kids' back-to-school nerves lasted exactly one day before full confidence returned, unearned but appreciated.
- The family's winter coat closet requires an annual archaeological dig just to find matching gloves.
- The family's Labor Day cookout ended, as always, with someone discovering the grill was never actually hot enough.