More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Labor Day cookout menu debate lasted longer than the actual cooking process by a wide margin.
- The family's holiday gift wrapping station has a strict no-tape-wasting rule that gets violated within minutes.
- The family's Halloween candy sorting ritual involves separate piles by brand, then a second round of trading negotiations.
- The neighborhood's Fourth of July fireworks show got rained out, so everyone gathered on one porch to watch a distant town's display instead.
- The family's spring break trip budget got derailed by one very persuasive gift shop and a lot of small souvenirs.
- The family's holiday toast tradition has expanded from one sentence to a genuine, unplanned speech over the years.