More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's Labor Day weekend plans always start ambitious and end with everyone on the couch by Sunday afternoon.
- The kids' first day of school outfit gets planned a week in advance and abandoned entirely by 7am for pajama pants.
- The neighborhood's autumn leaf pile competition has escalated to genuinely impressive, structurally sound heights.
- The family's spring garden planting always starts with grand ambition and ends with three surviving tomato plants.
- The family's winter storm preparation always includes buying way more bread than any household could reasonably need.
- The neighborhood's holiday inflatable decorations require their own dedicated extension cord infrastructure at this point.