More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's winter break sledding injuries are tracked informally, year over year, like a very concerning statistic.
- The family's Easter Sunday outfit coordination fell apart the moment anyone tried to actually match colors.
- The family's Thanksgiving leftovers get repurposed into at least four separate meals before anyone admits they're done.
- The family's summer swim lessons involved more negotiation about goggles than actual swimming, most days.
- The family's Labor Day yard sale sold exactly three items and generated approximately eleven dollars of actual profit.
- The neighborhood's spring block party planning committee has developed genuinely elaborate infighting over folding table placement.