More Seasonal Jokes
- The family's holiday card mailing list has grown so long it now requires an actual spreadsheet to manage properly.
- The family's autumn hayride tradition always ends with someone's shoe permanently lost somewhere in the field.
- The family's New Year's Eve countdown got confused by a phone showing the wrong time zone, so we celebrated an hour early.
- The neighborhood's spring garden tour includes exactly one yard that's clearly won every year through sheer intimidation.
- The family's summer camping trip s'mores supply ran out on night one, a planning failure everyone still references.
- The family's Labor Day cookout traditionally ends with a debate over whether the burgers were actually done.