More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new dress-down Friday policy has quietly expanded into dress-down every day, unofficially, by consensus.
- The office's new hire orientation packet includes a map of the building that's been outdated since the last renovation.
- The office's annual review process now includes a self-assessment form nobody's ever seen anyone actually read.
- The office's expense app rejected a legitimate receipt but approved an obviously mislabeled one from the same trip.
- The office's exit survey asked what could be improved, and the honest answer would have taken several pages.
- The office's shared whiteboard has a countdown to a deadline that quietly passed three weeks ago, unacknowledged.