More Workplace Jokes
- The office's annual holiday gift exchange budget cap has been the same twenty dollars for eight consecutive years.
- The office's annual 'lunch and learn' sessions have a suspiciously low attendance rate for events with free food attached.
- The office's mandatory training assigned a completion deadline that was, itself, in the past by the time the email arrived.
- The office's shared conference room booking system double-books at least once a week, with real, awkward consequences.
- The office's building maintenance fixed the leaky faucet in the break room, three separate complaint tickets after the first report.
- The office's new noise-cancelling pods were booked solid within an hour of installation, entirely by people avoiding meetings.