More Workplace Jokes
- The office's annual performance calibration meeting decides everyone's rating in a room nobody being rated is allowed into.
- The office's new open floor plan means everyone can hear my one-sided phone calls with the pediatrician's office.
- The office's mandatory annual eye test discovered I actually need glasses, which explains a genuinely embarrassing number of things.
- The office's annual holiday party committee spent more time on the theme debate than the actual event required.
- The office's shared drive naming convention broke down entirely within the first month, replaced by chaos and vague folder names.
- The office's new onboarding checklist has a step that references a system we stopped using two years ago.