More Workplace Jokes
- The office elevator makes a specific ding that's slightly off-key, and everyone's just adjusted to it.
- The office's quarterly goals document hasn't been opened by anyone since the meeting where it was created.
- The office's parking garage gate arm has a fifty percent hit rate on actually recognizing my badge on the first try.
- The office's team retreat icebreaker involved sharing an embarrassing fact, and mine is still being referenced monthly.
- The office's shared kitchen has a communal sponge nobody's willing to admit is theirs, or replace.
- There's a specific groan the office chair makes that's louder than most of the meetings it's sat through.