More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new sit-stand desk defaults to sitting every time it's unplugged, which is often, and always at the worst time.
- The office's new badge policy means I now need three separate cards for things that used to require just one key.
- The office's monthly all-hands recording is never actually watched by anyone who missed the live version.
- The office's annual holiday gift exchange has a strict ten-dollar limit that gets creatively interpreted every year.
- The office's new coffee subscription ran out within a week, well before the next scheduled delivery.
- The office's new hire training deck references software the company hasn't used since before most people started.