More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new badge photo policy requires retaking every three years, and mine ages considerably worse each time.
- The office's shared spreadsheet crashed right before the deadline, and the last save was helpfully from three days earlier.
- The office's new mentorship program paired me with someone two ranks below me, which raised some questions.
- The office's team photo got rescheduled three times, and someone's still wearing the same shirt out of pure spite.
- The office's annual charity drive collected mostly expired canned goods, which felt like it missed the point somewhat.
- The office's group chat notification sound has been muted by everyone except the one person still replying to everything.