More Workplace Jokes
- The office's new expense software takes longer to file a report in than the trip itself took to complete.
- The office's break room microwave has a sticker warning about popcorn that clearly predates the microwave itself.
- The office's mandatory password change policy resulted in seventeen sticky notes I'd rather not discuss.
- The office's shared drive naming convention has devolved into files called 'final_v2_ACTUAL_final.'
- The office's ping-pong table, purchased to boost morale, has become an expensive place to stack unused boxes.
- The office's quarterly awards ceremony gave out a trophy for 'Most Improved Attitude,' and nobody claimed it proudly.