More Workplace Jokes
- The office's mandatory annual photo policy resulted in a shot where half the team is mid-blink, permanently.
- The office's team lunch budget got cut in half, and the sandwich quality has noticeably, visibly declined since.
- The office's shared calendar invite for the holiday party listed the wrong year, and someone actually noticed.
- The office's mandatory diversity and inclusion survey has a comment box that only ever contains complaints about the survey itself.
- The office's annual planning offsite produced a strategy document that's already been quietly abandoned by spring.
- The office's new expense policy requires receipts for anything over five dollars, which has made coffee runs oddly bureaucratic.