More Workplace Jokes
- The office's mandatory annual training certification expired the same week I finally finished the last module.
- The office's new hire spent their first week trying to find the good stapler, a search that took most of us years.
- There's a specific way the office door needs a shoulder bump in cold weather, a fact only the early arrivers know.
- The office's annual holiday party playlist somehow always includes exactly one deeply inappropriate song, unnoticed by HR.
- The office's exit interview questionnaire asks for honest feedback right as you're leaving, which felt oddly timed.
- The office's shared kitchen has a rule about labeling leftovers that gets ignored right up until something goes missing.