More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific rattle in the dryer vent that only shows up on laundry day, right on cue.
- There's a specific bump on the driveway that the trash truck hits every week, audible from three houses away.
- There's a specific rattle in the ceiling that only happens during storms, which nobody's investigated out of mild dread.
- The garden gate's hinge has been squeaking for two summers, and it's honestly grown on everyone by now.
- There's a specific shelf in the closet where mismatched gloves accumulate, waiting for a partner that never arrives.
- There's a specific brand of silence that follows me tripping in public, somehow louder than any actual reaction would be.