More One Liner Jokes
- My grocery list app and my actual grocery cart have almost nothing in common by the time I reach checkout.
- The upstairs hallway light burns out roughly twice a year, always at the least convenient possible moment.
- There's a single sock that's been alone in the drawer for over a year, and nobody has the heart to throw it out.
- There's a specific pothole on my commute I've hit so many times I've named it, out of respect.
- The remote control has survived three couch cushion excavations and one full living room search party this month alone.
- The garage has three different toolboxes, and none of them contain the one tool I'm actually looking for.