More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific creak in the attic that everyone's agreed to blame on the house settling rather than investigate.
- There's a specific box in the attic labeled 'misc' that has grown to contain roughly a third of our belongings.
- There's a specific corner of the garage that's become an unofficial graveyard for broken appliances awaiting repair, indefinitely.
- There's a doormat that's said 'Welcome' so faintly for so long it now reads more like a suggestion than a greeting.
- There's a specific way the front door sticks in humid weather that I've learned to shoulder-check without thinking.
- There's a permanent scent of burnt toast in the kitchen from an incident nobody's willing to fully explain.