More Adult Humor Jokes
- The wedding photo on the mantel shows two people who had absolutely no idea what they were getting into.
- There's an entire unspoken language between me and my wife that consists mostly of sighs and eyebrow movements.
- The thermostat has been the site of more marital disagreement than any other object we own, combined.
- My wife's honest opinion of my karaoke performance was delivered with more diplomacy than I honestly deserved.
- There's a very specific silence that follows when I say 'I have an idea' during a home renovation discussion.
- The Valentine's Day card aisle gets thinner every year, and my last-minute panic gets correspondingly worse.