More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific creak in the attic that the whole family has agreed, without discussion, to simply never investigate.
- There's a specific stain on the driveway from a science experiment gone wrong that's outlasted three power washings.
- There's a specific gap under the door that lets in a draft only in winter, discovered anew and forgotten every single year.
- There's a specific pile of mail on the counter that grows steadily and gets sorted, dramatically, roughly once a month.
- There's a specific way the microwave clock resets to blinking twelve after every power outage, forever unset.
- There's a specific brand of silence in the car that means someone's about to confess to something significant.