More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's tolerance for my puns during dinner parties has, over the years, developed a very specific and low ceiling.
- My wife's ability to negotiate a better price on literally anything remains one of the more useful mysteries of our marriage.
- My wife alphabetizes the spice rack, and I've been finding paprika in the wrong place for eleven years running.
- My wife's patience for my attempts at home repairs has narrowed considerably since the shelf incident last spring.
- There's an unresolved marital debate over whether the guest towels are actually for guests or purely decorative.
- My wife's opinion of my singing voice has remained, remarkably, consistent across nearly two decades of marriage.