More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's threshold for what constitutes 'we need to talk about the budget' has gotten noticeably lower with each passing year.
- There's an ongoing, entirely unresolved disagreement in our house about whether the toilet paper goes over or under.
- My wife's ability to fall asleep the instant her head hits the pillow remains a source of genuine, ongoing jealousy.
- There's a specific glance my wife gives across a crowded family gathering that means we're leaving within the hour.
- My wife's rating system for my apologies ranges from 'acceptable' to 'try again,' and I've rarely cracked the top tier.
- There's an unresolved household dispute over whether the recycling actually needs to be rinsed or just roughly emptied.