More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's opinion of my tendency to interrupt movies with trivia has never once shifted in my favor.
- There's an unresolved debate over whether Sunday errands count as a joint activity or a solo mission with company.
- My wife's opinion of my ability to pack a suitcase efficiently has never once, in fairness, been wrong.
- There's a specific throat-clear my wife does across the room that means I've said something I'll need to walk back.
- My wife's threshold for how many unread books count as 'too many on the nightstand' keeps rising in my favor, mysteriously.
- My wife's memory for the exact wrong thing I said at a family dinner three years ago remains fully, permanently intact.