More Adult Humor Jokes
- My wife's patience for my mid-argument fact-checking on my phone has essentially reached zero at this point.
- There's an unspoken agreement that whoever notices the trash is full first is also, somehow, responsible for taking it out.
- My wife's grocery list handwriting is a private language only she can decode, tested and confirmed many times.
- There's a specific look my wife gives the thermostat before adjusting it that suggests a personal grudge against me.
- My wife's idea of 'a quick trip to the store' has never once, historically, matched the actual receipt total.
- There's an ongoing debate in our marriage about whether the dishwasher counts as 'clean' or merely 'rinsed.'