More One Liner Jokes
- There's a specific bin in the garage labeled 'misc' that has become a genuine catch-all for anything unclassifiable.
- There's a specific outlet in the living room that only works if you jiggle the lamp cord just slightly, always.
- There's a specific gap in the fence the dog has discovered and exploited exactly twice, both times during dinner.
- There's a specific mug in the cabinet that everyone claims and nobody actually owns, contested weekly.
- There's a specific setting on the shower that produces either scalding or freezing water, with no functional middle ground.
- My car's tire pressure light has been on for three weeks, and I've simply adjusted my worldview to include it.