More One Liner Jokes
- My phone autocorrects a very common word in my texts to something completely unrelated, every single time, without learning.
- There's a specific pitch the washing machine hits during the spin cycle that rattles exactly one specific cabinet door.
- There's a specific squeak in the garden gate hinge that's outlasted two attempts at oiling it properly.
- There's a specific shelf in the linen closet that only holds towels nobody's willing to admit are past their prime.
- There's a specific bump on the stairs carpet that's tripped every guest at least once, a rite of passage at this point.
- The garage's overhead storage has three boxes labeled 'misc' that nobody's opened in at least five years.