More Workplace Jokes
- The new hire asked why everyone dreads Mondays specifically. Nobody had a good answer, we just do.
- The office's mandatory fun committee has, so far, produced exclusively mandatory events and very little actual fun.
- The mandatory training module took ninety minutes and taught me exactly one thing I already knew.
- The break room fridge has a note taped to it that's been rewritten, more passive-aggressively, at least four separate times.
- The company's rebrand meeting spent forty minutes debating whether the new logo looked 'friendlier.'
- The company holiday bonus arrived as a single branded fleece vest, and morale has not recovered.