More Workplace Jokes
- My job has unlimited vacation days. I've taken exactly zero, on principle, out of fear.
- The company installed a new time-tracking system. Somehow it tracks everything except how much time we spend discussing the new system.
- The parking garage at work charges by the hour. My car has become the most expensive part of my job.
- I set my status to 'busy' on the work chat. It's been busy for three years now.
- The office thermostat is a constant battlefield. I've made peace by simply wearing a jacket indoors year-round.
- I asked IT to reset my password for the fourth time this month. They've started recognizing my voice on the phone.