More Workplace Jokes
- The office thermostat is a constant battlefield. I've made peace by simply wearing a jacket indoors year-round.
- I asked IT to reset my password for the fourth time this month. They've started recognizing my voice on the phone.
- My calendar has a meeting called 'Sync Up.' Nobody has ever explained what that means, and I've stopped asking.
- My work laptop takes twelve minutes to boot up. I've started scheduling that as a separate meeting.
- I asked to switch desks at work for better lighting. They moved me next to the printer, which apparently counts.
- My manager asked for a status update on a project I forgot existed. I said it's 'progressing steadily.'