More Workplace Jokes
- The scarecrow's annual review said he needed to branch out more, which felt like a genuinely unfair note.
- I asked my colleague to double-check my numbers before the client call. He found seventeen mistakes and a surprising amount of confidence.
- My boss said the door is always open. He said it while closing it directly in my face.
- I asked HR what our dress code policy actually was. Turns out it's 'business casual,' which explains absolutely nothing new.
- The quarterly report is due Friday. So is my will to keep updating it.
- The office chair squeaks every time I lean back. At this point it's basically my theme music.