More Workplace Jokes
- The quarterly report is due Friday. So is my will to keep updating it.
- The office chair squeaks every time I lean back. At this point it's basically my theme music.
- I asked my manager for clarity on the new policy. He forwarded me an email he also didn't understand.
- The new hire asked how long I'd worked here. I said long enough to know which chair wobbles.
- My video call froze mid-sentence, and everyone thought I'd made a very profound point. I've let them keep believing that.
- I muted myself on the call to sneeze, then forgot to unmute for the next ten minutes of important updates.