More Workplace Jokes
- I muted myself on the call to sneeze, then forgot to unmute for the next ten minutes of important updates.
- My company switched to a four-day work week trial. It's been three weeks and somehow I have more meetings than before.
- My performance review used the word 'synergy' six times. I've started using it as a drinking game with myself.
- I asked to be cc'd on fewer emails. I'm now cc'd on the email discussing that request too.
- I filled out my expense report honestly for once. Accounting called to ask if I was feeling okay.
- The company rebrand cost six figures and resulted in a slightly different shade of blue. Morale remains the same shade as before.