More Workplace Jokes
- My performance review used the word 'synergy' six times. I've started using it as a drinking game with myself.
- I asked to be cc'd on fewer emails. I'm now cc'd on the email discussing that request too.
- I filled out my expense report honestly for once. Accounting called to ask if I was feeling okay.
- The company rebrand cost six figures and resulted in a slightly different shade of blue. Morale remains the same shade as before.
- I asked my coworker to stop 'reply all' on company-wide emails. He replied all to say he'd think about it.
- My boss said we're a family here. Families don't usually charge each other for parking, but here we are.