More Workplace Jokes
- I asked my manager for clarity on the new policy. He forwarded me an email he also didn't understand.
- The new hire asked how long I'd worked here. I said long enough to know which chair wobbles.
- My video call froze mid-sentence, and everyone thought I'd made a very profound point. I've let them keep believing that.
- I muted myself on the call to sneeze, then forgot to unmute for the next ten minutes of important updates.
- My company switched to a four-day work week trial. It's been three weeks and somehow I have more meetings than before.
- My performance review used the word 'synergy' six times. I've started using it as a drinking game with myself.