More Workplace Jokes
- My work laptop takes twelve minutes to boot up. I've started scheduling that as a separate meeting.
- I asked to switch desks at work for better lighting. They moved me next to the printer, which apparently counts.
- My manager asked for a status update on a project I forgot existed. I said it's 'progressing steadily.'
- The scarecrow's annual review said he needed to branch out more, which felt like a genuinely unfair note.
- I asked my colleague to double-check my numbers before the client call. He found seventeen mistakes and a surprising amount of confidence.
- My boss said the door is always open. He said it while closing it directly in my face.