More Family Jokes
- There's a fine line between a hobby and a mental illness. Mine is fantasy football.
- Bedtime negotiations in this house last longer than most corporate mergers, and involve significantly more crying.
- The dinner table debate over whether cereal counts as soup lasted a full twenty minutes and ended with no resolution whatsoever.
- The dishwasher makes a noise like it's actively plotting against the household. Nobody's investigated. Nobody wants to know.
- Family game night usually ends with someone flipping the board and someone else crying, and it's not always the kids.
- The remote is missing again. It's always missing. There's a strong theory it simply doesn't want to be found.