More Family Jokes
- Family game night usually ends with someone flipping the board and someone else crying, and it's not always the kids.
- The remote is missing again. It's always missing. There's a strong theory it simply doesn't want to be found.
- The school bake sale turned into an accidental bidding war over a slightly lopsided banana bread. It went for twelve dollars.
- The kids' school play featured a tree that forgot most of its one line. Standing ovation anyway, obviously.
- The kids negotiated for a later bedtime using a PowerPoint presentation. I was impressed enough to grant an extra ten minutes.
- The family group chat has 400 unread messages, mostly memes from an uncle who joined it two weeks ago and never left.