More Family Jokes
- The kids' school play featured a tree that forgot most of its one line. Standing ovation anyway, obviously.
- The kids negotiated for a later bedtime using a PowerPoint presentation. I was impressed enough to grant an extra ten minutes.
- The family group chat has 400 unread messages, mostly memes from an uncle who joined it two weeks ago and never left.
- The neighbor's wind chimes go all night long. I've named the ghost responsible and we've reached a truce.
- The family photo shoot involved bribery, three costume changes, and one child who insisted on making the exact same face in every frame.
- Bath time results in more water on the bathroom floor than in the actual tub, every single time, without exception.