More Family Jokes
- The family group chat has 400 unread messages, mostly memes from an uncle who joined it two weeks ago and never left.
- The neighbor's wind chimes go all night long. I've named the ghost responsible and we've reached a truce.
- The family photo shoot involved bribery, three costume changes, and one child who insisted on making the exact same face in every frame.
- Bath time results in more water on the bathroom floor than in the actual tub, every single time, without exception.
- There's a drawer in the kitchen that exists purely to hold rubber bands, twist ties, and unexplained keys.
- There's a rule in our house that whoever finishes eating first has to do the dishes. Everyone now eats at a suspicious, glacial pace.