More Family Jokes
- Every family board game night ends in exactly one dramatic exit, usually mine.
- The GPS rerouted me four times on a ten-minute drive. I've decided it's just messing with me at this point.
- The school fundraiser catalog has magnets, wrapping paper, and cookie dough. We buy the cookie dough every single year.
- The kids' homemade birthday card had seventeen misspellings and it's still the best gift I've ever received.
- The dinner table rule against phones applies to everyone except, apparently, whoever's cooking and needs a recipe.
- I asked a friend from Wales for a nickname. He suggested one, but I couldn't pronounce it, so we're still working on it.